UPCOMING SHOWS
FRIDAY JULY 26- Peterborough
THE GARNET
231 Hunter Street
Death by Art School
High Heels Lo Fi
People You Meet Outside of Bars
9pm / $10 or PWYC
SATURDAY SEPT. 28- Brantford
MANNY'S PLACE
125 Stanley Street
Celebrating women in entertainment with
Ruby's Revenge
High Heels Lo Fi
BODY DBL
Candy Hangover
Em Jordan
Nikole Beda
Anjali Sumerta
Bonez Poley
Joellasaurus Bolton-South
$12 advance, $15 at door
FRIDAY NOV. 1- Toronto
CHERRY COLA'S!
200 Bathurst Street
We're playing at Matt Groopie's Birthday Party - stay tuned for details, this is going to be a helluva shindig!
SATURDAY NOV. 16- Toronto
THE HANDLEBAR
159 Augusta Avenue
Tina Sixx's Crapnation zine launch!
Details soon.
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BONUS POINTS
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We need YOUR help to grow our ridiculousness and get fun people out to our shows.
Good humans require rock & roll in their lives. It's a scientific fact! Thanks for helping.
Three part live video - thanks Eatmills Productions!
MUSIC
Pop punk glam dirty comedy party rock. Is that description too long? Basically we're super fun rock & roll for hanging out with your coolest friends, having a drink and a laugh.
ALL SASS NO CLASS KICK ASS
Our naughty little five song EP was recorded at The Verge Studios, Music Mansion, Toronto, Canada (vergemusic.ca) by Lucy Van Nie, mixed and mastered at Wolf Pack Studios (olfpackaudiovideo.com), Toronto, Canada.
Songs include "Get Me Some", "Unfuckable", "Eff the Day Job", "How Small Is It?", and "Can't Lose with Booze".
THE BOOTY SESSIONS
What kind of arseholes record the same song 7 different ways? Oh yeah - us!
Songs include "Mississauga Booty Call" in lounge, punk, classic rock, and lounge to punk style, plus "Transylvania Booty Call", "Orion Slave Girl Booty Call", "North Pole Christmas Booty Call", and the amazing "16-bit Booty Call" by special guest Villianest.
ABOUT
High Heels Lo Fi is on a mission to make every person who bothered to put on pants and go out into the night damn excited that they left their cozy couch. Cocktails, cheerleader pompoms, dancing and shenanigans set to a naughty soundtrack of garage-glitz-raunch-rock with elements of punk and comedy, they are a great time as much as a great band!
Featuring tunes such as "Big Dumb Rock Song", "Eff the Day Job", "You Win Again, Tequila", and "Can't Lose with Booze", Toronto's High Heels Lo Fi has raised fists and shaken asses from Montreal to Windsor.
"Imagine if “Weird Al” Yankovic wrote all original material while utterly drunk for three weeks and listening to The Runaways and Kiss for inspiration. Sex, booze and one night stands: High Heels Lo Fi cleverly capture the scene with tongues planted firmly in cheek and asses possibly hanging out of their stage outfits.” ~ otmblog.com
"...one of the most wildly entertaining bands in the city, High Heels Lo Fi!
High Heels Lo Fi play drunk rock and they don't just play it, they live it.
Your mother probably wouldn't like them, your dad might...
if your dad is a touch on the dirty side."
~ Dan Wolovick, Two Way Monologues
"Local underground power punk sensation."
~ lipstikindie.com
"...be prepared to be swept away to a beer-guzzling, dancefloor-praising trance as you emulate the lovechild of Weird Al Yankovic-meets-Joan Jett-at-Vaudeville."
CYNTHIA GOULD
singer
Cynthia is a performance poet, short novelist, painter, graphic designer, VJ (Google "VJ 7th Deadly") and funkless.com party instigator. She's been dating musicians since she was 16, so it finally dawned on her... if you can't beat them, join them! (It's really just poetry with a couple of chords and a shorter skirt, right?) Apparently, "I'm in a band" is the perfect excuse to wear and do ridiculous things! Her record for holding "the long note" on stage is 57 seconds. She has driven this band through 9 lineups with no licence, and refuses a breathalyzer.
DOUG LEA
drums
Originally from "the Hammer" Doug has pounded skin behind such bands as the Wet Spots, Tristan Psionic and SLAVE to the SQUAREwave. Uprooted and moved to Toronto, he can be seen sticking it to High Heels Lo Fi, and Nanochrist, and any other rock project that wants him.
Doug brings a certain "mystique" to the band. Mostly whether or not he will be pantless at the start or by the end of the set. Cannot be distracted no matter how many boobies jiggle on stage. You’ve been forewarned!
JACKIE MOORE
guitar
Jackie Moore is a great guitar player who is lucky to have found a band that makes her look even better than she really is. With a smile on her face and a dive bomb from her whammy bar, she's a dance party and a half all by herself. On most Saturday nights she can usually be seen through her back patio window dancing around practicing guitar after downing half a bottle of wine with dinner. She is the perfect condiment for High Heels Lo Fi. Just like when the hotdog vendor has fried onions! Her credentials include: Sister Hyde, Elissa Barclay, The SheBGBs, The Rockaway Bitches and now... She has found a place to call home - High Heels Lo Fi.
MARK WATTS
bass
Recently asked to describe his musicality in three words Mark, new bassist of horribly fun rock n roll act High Heels Lo Fi, answered “Double Big Mac”. In this statement we see his passion for blood lettings, corporate food choice, room deodorizers, circuits, low end, his lady's end, stringed things, goofy, borderline, vagrant behaviour and climate control.
Mark's played and toured throughout North America as a musician and tech. He’s played many styles of music in many bands and is drawn to any kind of music he feels has, and hears genuine spirit and personality.
Favourite Cocktail: Los Arango Tequila Reposado on ice, with lime... or whatever hot people hand her for free. Just no gin, ever. Thanks.
Favourite Bands: Steel Panther, The Pretty Reckless, Weird Al Yankovic, AC/DC, Jean-Michel Jarre, Sam & Dave, Glass Apple Bonzai
Favourite Cocktail: Gin & Tonic (Warning, he is "Canada's Deadliest Bartender")
Favourite Bands: Police, Foo Fighters, Devo
Favourite Cocktail: Beer
Favourite Bands: New York Dolls, Sex Pistols, Ramones, Suicidal Tendencies, Fear.
Favourite Cocktail: Freshly flat soda on the rocks and Doug's premium rehearsal fizzy juice
Favourite Bands: Santana, QOTSA, Jimi Hendrix, John Lee Hooker, BB King, Robert Johnson, Buddy Guy. Foo Fighters. No Doubt. Charlie Parker, Brian Setzer, John Coltrane
PHOTOS
If you're one of the amazingly fabulous people who take a few pics at rock shows, please tag @highheelslofi so that we can see the spinach in our teeth! Just kidding, we don't eat spinach. It's likely a lime wedge.
at Jimmy Jazz in Guelph
at The Bovine Sex Club
at The Atria in Oshawa
Sept 3, 2017 at Euro Sports Bar "Cottage Outfits"
Sept 3, 2017 at Euro Sports Bar - Dancing Girls!
Sept 3, 2017 at Euro Sports Bar "Cottage Outfits"
Sept 3, 2017 at Euro Sports Bar
Sept 3, 2017 at Euro Sports Bar
Sept 3, 2017 at Euro Sports Bar with Dancing Girls!
Sept 3, 2017 at Euro Sports Bar with lots of girlies
Sept 3, 2017 at Euro Sports Bar - Screaming Time
Sept 3, 2017 at Euro Sports Bar
Sept 3, 2017 at Euro Sports Bar
Sept 3, 2017 at Euro Sports Bar
at Cherry Cola's
At the Rockpile
At Buck's Tavern in Brantford
at Cherry Cola's
Stop, Drop & Roll - I don't even know what's going on here
at Stop, Drop & Roll
at Stop, Drop & Roll
at Stop, Drop & Roll
at Stop, Drop & Roll - Cowbell Solo!
at Stop, Drop & Roll
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STUFF & THINGS
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It could happen. Why are you laughing?